Interview with a Feather Fascinator

Fascinating Fascinor by ripecardsandjewelery on Etsy!http://www.etsy.com/listing/72573101/fascinator-feathers-hair-clip-white


Me: Hello dear readers! My apologies for the delay in posts lately, the spring weather has been keeping me outside and away from the computer. Today we are featuring a feather fascinator!


Me: So fascinator what do you think is your best feature?


Fascinator: I think everyone enjoys my "bling" factor. But I've also been told I have more subtle qualities and people love to run their fingers through me or brush me softly against their cheek.


Me: Sounds lovely! And where do you live?


Fascinator: I live in hair. All types. Short, long, curly, straight. All colors and all textures. I can also live on sweaters or purses.


Me: My, how very versatile! And how do you like to spend your time?


Fascinator: I like to feel the wind through my feathers. I love sunlight, but I also enjoy darker environments, like concerts, cafes, and romantic restaurants.

Me: And who do you enjoy spending time with?

Fascinator: There are lots of accessories that I consider my friends, like beautiful necklaces or chunky bracelets. But, I also like hanging out with birdcage veils and any other vintage pieces. The older the better!!

Me: Well it certainly sounds like you have refined taste! That concluded our interview, thanks for joining us! Next time join us for an interview with a beach photo!

Interview with a Darling Diaper and Wipes Holder

Darling diaper and wipes holder by Mommyerica on etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/71530014/custom-pick-you-own-fabric-diaper


Me: Today we are joined by a diaper and wipes holder! So holder, what makes you stand out from the rest?


Holder: My fun colors!


Me: I agree! Your flowers are also lovely!And where do you live holder?


Holder: I travel a lot actually! The zoo, playdates, the grocery store all sort of fun places! But I love the comfort of my own cozy home, the diaper bag :) 


Me:That sounds like fun! What are some of your favorite activities holder?


Holder:I like helping mom out! She needs a break! So I like keeping all her needs in mind and having them all in one place.


Me:  That's a very nice thing to do for her! Do you have any friends you enjoy hanging out with?


Holder: Oh I meet a whole lot of cool objects! The sippy cup, Mr. teething ring, Bibs and alot more!


Me: Wow, what a variety! Well thanks for sharing with us holder! Next time we are joined by a hair fascinator! 

Interview with a Summer Romper!

Splendid summer romper by tasteofvintage on Etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/70881301/sunflower-power-romper


Me: My apologies dear readers for the break in interviews. Let's get back to it by asking this romper what it thinks its best feature is!


Romper: My best feature is my lovely sunflower print. I'm adorned in sunshine. Everyone lights up with a smile when they see me.


Me: Sunshine does certainly lift the spirits! Now where do you spread this sunshine?


Romper: I live in a never ending closet. It's dark, but I'm never alone in there. The only thing I hate is that I'm nuzzled up next to a man's long sleeve sweater and the argyle's always trying to get with me. He's not my type!


Me: Oh my, he must really like sunshine!How else  do you spend your time while in the closet?


Romper: I love to be worn by voluptuous women. They take me shopping and I get to experience the world. My best memory is when I was taken for a stroll in the park. I was gliding in the wind. Ah, It feels so good to be out in the fresh air!


Me: Indeed! And do you get along with anyone in the closet? 


Romper: I love hanging out with my bffs: Rosa and Bleu. They're sisters, but complete opposites. Rosa is a rose print romper and Bleu is a Maxi dress. The only thing they have in common is that they're big gossipers.


Me: Well it sounds like you manage to enjoy yourself even while stuck in a closet! Join us next time readers for an interview with a couture clutch!

Interview with a brand new little book!

 http://www.etsy.com/listing/72119550/japanese-folk-story-little-book

Me: Today we are joined by a Japanese fish book! Welcome little book! Let's begin by having you tell us about your beautiful covers.

Fish Book: My front cover is of colourful shiny fish and my back is of gurgling waved tormented by the villagers nightmares.

Me: And where do you live fish book?

Fish Book: I live with the other little books, waiting for someone to take me home!

Me: How are you spending your days meanwhile?

Fish Book: I like to trade stories with the other little books. The dodo book tells such funny stories about Wonderland!

Me: Thanks for joining us little book, and best of luck in finding a new home!

CELEBRITY feature: Interview with a pacman dish

Pac man dish by Nerfire on Etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/64226271/pac-man-candy-dish

Me: Today we are joined be an icon of video game lore, a pacman (dish)! So pac man other than your well known shape, what do you think is your best feature?

Pac man: My smile

Me: Interesting. And we know from the game you spend a lot of time in a sort of maze. What's that environment like?

Pac man: It's like an endless rave.

Me: Wow, sounds pretty crazy.And what is one of your favorite activities?

Pac man: I like to eat.

Me: Oh, how surprising! ( cough cough, tries to look sincere). And who do you like to spend time with?

Pac man: I don't so much like to spend time with them, but I seem to spend time around a lot of ghosts.

Me: Ah right, you seem to have a bit of a love - hate relationship with them if I remember correctly. Well thank you for joining us Pac man! Next time we will be joined by a useful tool for young mom's!

Me: Also a reminder to my readers to please comment, tweet, fb etc these interviews if you enjoy them.It's great publicity for everyone featured!

Interview with an Another Apron

A lovely upcycled apron by DrapesofWrath on etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/69907382/up-cycled-navy-and-marigold-stripe-apron

Me:Hello dear readers and thank you for joining me again today for this interview with an apron.So, Apron, tell me about what feature makes you stand out.

Apron: I'd have to say my clean lines. Not only are they classically stylish, they're also quite slimming!

Me: Indeed. And where do you live Apron?

Apron: My favorite place to be is in the kitchen of course, but at the moment I am living in a closet with my fellow shop-mates. I'm just waiting for someone to take me home and let be back out into the culinary world...

Me: Well you certainly sound like an apron of action! What do you enjoy doing in the meantime?

Apron: Some of my favorite activities are taste testing foods when a cook makes a spill, and keeping flour from making a mess. Lately though, I just hang out with other aprons in the closet, and discuss the recipes we wish we were making.

Me: Aww, well hopefully you are feeling inspired to make some delicious meals at least! Do you have any friends other than aprons? 

Apron:  I've made friends with a lot of other aprons, fabric, string, buttons and other nice sewing items. But I really feel most at home with cook books, spoons, whisks, and oven mitts.

Me: Thanks for sharing with us apron, I wish you all the best! Join us next time readers for an interview with a pacman candy dish!

Interview with an art Photo Print

Art Photo Print by RaeoLight on Etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/52300799/a-cafe-delight-11x14-etsy-original

Me: Today we are joined by another photo! So photo, what do you think is your best feature?

Photo: Well my amazing color and poise of course

Me: Of course. And where do you live photo?

Photo:  My flower lives in a vase with the wind in its petal and the sun on its leaves

Me: And what activities do you enjoy?

Photo: Mostly hang out and people watch

Me: And finally whom do you enjoy hanging out with?

Photo: Well I have my strudy friend who always above all else, my friend table and then there is my friend chair but we're more distant here lately.

Me: Thanks for talking with us photo, it sounds like a lovely life! Join us next time for an interview with an apron!

Interview with an Elephant

Adorable Elephant by CrochetByKarin on Etsy!http://www.etsy.com/listing/71053393/blinkee-the-elephant

Me: Hello dear readers, I hope you have been having a marvelous day!Today we are joined by an elephant!

Me: What do you think is your best feature elephant?

Elephant: My ears of course. I can use them to cover my head when it rains, as fans when it's hot, swat flies when they bother me and cover my eyes when I'm scared. Everyone would be happy if they had ears as useful as mine.

Me: My, how very useful!And where do you live elephant?

Elephant: I love to be in the sun and heat. My friends and I stand in the sun for hours and talk about life.

Me: And what do you like to do?

Elephant: When I'm not chatting with my friends I like to go to the local pond and sit in the mud and spray myself with water using my trunk. 

Me: And who are some of your friends?

Elephant: I love picking flowers and giving them to my elephant friends. Also, I Iike putting on hats and pretending to be a lion - ROAR or a monkey - Oo Oo AHHHH!

Me: Woah, sounds exciting! Join us next time readers for an interview with another photo!

Interview with Elegant Earrings!

Elegant Earrings by AnnKSherronBoutique on Etsy!http://www.etsy.com/listing/71101998/item-163-nzingha-crystal-and-pearl

Me:Hello and welcome back to Interviews with Inanimate objects! A note to our readers: if you enjoy our interviews please share your comments, or if you think others might enjoy our interviews please share this blog!

Me: Today we are welcoming some elegant earrings.Earrings,  let's begin by asking what you think your best feature is!

Earrings: My eyelashes, they are long and all my own!

Me: Impressive! And where do you spend your time?

Earrings: Around the wrist where I can change with the mood, around my neck where I can be on top of the world to see all there is to see, in the ear of a queen with a pure shine of elegance where I can fly and be free.

Me:That sounds like quite the life! What are some of your hobbies earrings?

Earrings: I like to be Bold, Graceful, Jazzy, but Classy.

Me: And who do you enjoy spending time with?

Earrings:  I like to hang out with Queen Necklace, Queen Earrings, and Queen Bracelets...we like to hang out with Royalty

Me: All very exciting indeed! Join us next time dear readers for an interview with an elephant!

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Interview with a photo

Photograph by Reflectivedreams on Etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/70459129/fine-art-photography-still-moon-8x10?ref=em

Me: Hello and welcome back to another interview with an inanimate object. Today we are joined by a photo!

Me:Thank you for joining us photo.Let's begin by having you tell us about your best feature.

Photo: My best feature is my complexion, it's so bright!

Me: Indeed! And where do you live photo?

Photo: I live high in the sky, it's cold up here!

Me: Yes, the night air can certainly be chilly! What do you do while in the sky?

Photo: I just hang around, sometimes I like to disappear so nobody can see me.

Me:Well thank you for sticking around for this interview! Who are your sky friends photo?

Photo: All the stars of course!

Me: Sounds like fun!Thanks for joining us photo, and to you as well dear readers! Join us next time for an interview with some earrings!

Interview with a Lovely Lemon Necklace

Lovely Lemon necklace by TiffanyMorganDesigns on Etsy!http://www.etsy.com/listing/70967730/handmade-jewelry-on-etsy-vintage

Me: Hello dear readers and welcome back to another interview with inanimate objects! Today we are joined by a lovely lemon necklace!

Me: So necklace, do tell what makes you so lovely!

Necklace:I'm so lovely because of my incredible balance between vintage and modern!

Me: Indeed! And where do you live necklace?

Necklace: I live around the neck of a classy chic lady free to see the intertextual world we live in. 

Me:Sounds exciting!And what do you enjoy doing?


Necklace: I like to sparkle, glitter and shine! 


Me: And who do you like to hang around with?


Necklace: Bracelets and earrings


Me: But of course! Well dear readers, that ends another interview with an Inanimate object!Join us next time for an interview with a photograph!

Surprise Interview with a Princess and the Pea Little Book

Princess and the Pea little book by the Littlest Bookshop on etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/70326791/princess-and-the-pea-book-pendant

Me: Today we are joined by another little book!

Me: Thanks for being with us little book. How about you begin by telling us your best feature!

Little Book: I'd say my best feature is my layers and layers of lace covered mattresses!

Me:  Lovely! And what kind of environment do you live in little book?

Little Book: I live in the sewing room with all the other little books.

Me: How exciting to live in the middle of such action! And what do you enjoy doing in your spare time?

Little Book: Well my goal in life is to get a half decent night of sleep! This little pea hidden in my mattresses keeps me up all night!

Me: oh my, that must be annoying! Do you have any particular objects you like to spend time with?


Little Book: I like  to have tea with the rolls of lace next door, I feel we have a lot in common!


Me: Thanks for joining us little book, and I hope you get some sleep someday soon!

Interview with an Adorable Apron

Adorable Apron by onmommysapron on etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/69854881/long-pink-half-apron

Me: Hello dear readers and welcome back to another interview with an inanimate object! Today we are joined by an adorable apron!

Me: So apron,what do you think is your best feature?

Apron: Definitely my polka dots!

Me: Yes indeed, they are lovely against the light blue background! And can you tell us about where you live Apron?

Apron: I live in a food filled environment

Me: Sounds yummy! What do you like to do while in this environment Apron?

Apron:  I like to protect clothes

Me: An important task! And in your spare time who do you socialize with?

Apron:I like to hang out with hand towels and pot holders.

Me: Well it certainly sounds like a pretty comfortable life! Join us next time dear readers for an interviews with a yellow necklace!

Interview with a Teacup and Saucer

Teacup and Saucer by VintageHodgepodge on Etsy! http://www.etsy.com/listing/57539934/bavaria-waldershof-germany-handarbeit-22

Me: Hello and thank you for joining me again dear readers! For those of you who follow the program regularly you know we are joined by  a teacup and saucer named Helga today!


Me: Thank you for joining us  Helga!Let's begin my discussing what you feel makes you stand out from the other teacups and saucers


Helga : Definitely my elegant design, I love my curves!


Me: Lovely they are!And what sort of environment do you reside in ?


Helga:  I am a originally from Germany but some how I ended up in Ocean County New Jersey and now reside in a curio cabinet at Diane's house.


Me: What a treat to be featuring a world traveler! How do you spend your new life Helga?


Helga: I enjoy spending time with my friends!  My friends in the cabinet are from different countries too. There are Japanese Saki cups and English tea cups and even demitasse cups from Italy. The English teapot has been giving us English lessons so we all can communicate.


Me: What a generous thing for the teapot to do.I wish you all the best of luck! Join us next time dear readers for an interview with an apron!